Woman, Mink, Cod Donkey, Girl, Penguin Home,Boy,Mole,Fox Horse 3 Books Set
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The Girl, the Penguin, the Home-Schooling and the Gin: A hilarious
parody of the million-copy bestseller, The Boy, The Mole, The Fox and
The Horse - for parents everywhere (Hardcover )
Because it's been a bit of a trying time, hasn't it? You now know that
your five-year-old is better at maths than you. And English. And at
not crying during work. And the only way to get through it with a
smile has been to buy all the booze and try to remember how to do
'going out'.But don't worry, here to paper over all the cracks is a
touching book, full of tender animal friends, pretty pictures and not
too many words. A book for our times - to remind us of the precious
joys of having all the family together, non-stop, twenty-four hours a
day.Owning it will make you happy. Giving it to other people will make
you seem kind. Reading it will remind you that you're nearly out of
gin.....
The Woman, the Mink, the Cod and the Donkey: An affectionate parody....
Come, dearest reader, and dive into this book. It's warm and safe in
here, which you will have guessed already because it's about a human
and three animals.You might not be able to remember the animals or the
order they fall within the title, but that doesn't matter. The
pictures will remind you that the story is about a woman, a mink, a
salmon and a donkey. COD, not salmon, sorry - it's a cod.The woman is
embarking on an important journey. She does not know her destination,
but she knows what she'll find when she gets there: an open pub. It
has been a long time since she has been in one due to a strange, sad
region of yester-year called 'Lockdown'. On her travels she bumps into
the mink, the cod and a donkey who inexplicably resembles Donald
Trump, and together they discuss their most valued life lessons, such
as the value of travel insurance, and why it's always important to
wear breathable pants.....
The Boy, The Mole, The Fox and The Horse..
Enter the world of Charlie's four unlikely friends, discover their
story and their most important life lessons.The boy, the mole, the fox
and the horse have been shared millions of times online - perhaps
you've seen them? They've also been recreated by children in schools
and hung on hospital walls. They sometimes even appear on lamp posts
and on cafe and bookshop windows. Perhaps you saw the boy and mole on
the Comic Relief T-shirt, Love Wins?Here, you will find them together
in this book of Charlie's most-loved drawings, adventuring into the
Wild and exploring the thoughts and feelings that unite us all.
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Woman, Mink, Cod Donkey, Girl, Penguin Home,Boy,Mole,Fox Horse 3 Books Set
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