Are bogeys safe to eat?And how much of your life will you spend on the toilet?Why do we have hideous creatures living in our eyelashes? The human body is extraordinary and fascinating and...well, pretty weird Yours is weird. Mine is weird. Your maths teacher's is even weirder.So sit back, relax, put on some rubber gloves, and let me take you on a poo and puke-filled tour of your insides.

 

The ancient romans used wee as mouthwash The ancient Greeks tasted your vomit to work out what was wrong with youThe ancient Egyptians thought the brain was just a load of useless old stuffing The olden days were pretty fun, if you liked wearing chainmail or chopping people's heads off. But there was one tiny little problem: doctors didn't have the slightest clue about how our bodies worked.So pop a peg on your nose - there was  a lot of stinky pus in those days - because it's time to explore horrifying and hilarious history of the human body in...